Excuse me, but when I am addressed as Sir, as has been the case several times this week...I become very offended. I loathe this salutation, it is too, I dunno...reverential! Not that there is anything wrong with respecting one's elders, or spiritual leaders, or anyone for that matter, but aimed at me it's just a big slap in the face by mother nature. It's like the bitch is screaming YOUR OLD! Please, please, please general public... allow me my fantasy life, the one where I play a hot pop star, who never ages, and is treated with the jealousy and disregard that anyone half his age would come to expect. Thank you.
11 comments:
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
COUGH!
HEELARIOUS! ONE OF YER BEST POSTS EVER!
A hint of your new photo shoot I presume?
When we will be able to see the whole photo shoot? Is it by Steven Klein? I'm getting a Hard (Candy)! Great post! :)
you talkin' 'bout "Sir" because you got the cane; they in the chains?
or sir as in grovelling outdated turnip-peasant style over-obsequious shop-assistant thing?
2nd I understand
1st: you an underpaid dominator/trix/person
Love the pics--
re: "sir" I went to college in Texas, where there were a great number of annoying small children who addressed me as M'aam because their drunken strict cowboy fathers drilled it into them... all elders are M'aam and Sir.To be 19 and having some kid call you M'aam -- harsh.
i had a guy call me ma'am the other day, calling me from behind. i think i need a hair cut. ugh.
Hilarious! -- love this post! Thanks for brightening up my day! Great pic, btw! So, I join the choir: When can we see the whole photo shoot? =)
Whatever you say, Sir!
I'll post the whole shoot soon, close friends are warning me that it is too vulgar. I think it is simple expression. Jury is still out on a re-shoot. It'll be worked out by the weekend.
To Sir (with love): Looking forward to the photos !!
Welcome to the South, cunt face. It's what we say down here.
Tee hee hee. I was pissed off yesterday when the bus driver said, "maam, your pass didn't register. Can you re-swipe your pass for me"? I was like Waaaaaaaaaaaaah. I'm maam now.
The girl scouts called me miss just a couple months ago. WT?
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